Ballad in Lolspeak: Teh Katie

Teh Katie:
A Ballad in Lolspeak
_{(for my good friend Katie Powell)}


Wen cheezburgerz iz all ranned owts
And lyfes iz kinda sux,
An all yoo wanna do is powts
Becuz ur outta lux,

Dun worree cuz teh Katie'z deres
To allwais maeks yoo smiels,
An allwais she'z willinz to shaers
Her cheezburgers awiles.

Teh Katie is teh bestest frend
Dat aneewun cud has!
Liek srsly, yoo can deepend
On her, cuz she'z badass.

She has dis ozzum smilee fayse
Dat maeks yoo feel all warms,
An all her funneh joeks will chayse
Awae teh scaree stormz.

But betturz dan all uthur stuffs,
To maek yoo feel all snugs,
Teh Katie allwais givs yoo luffs
Wif epic happeh hugs.

I luffs teh Katie so so much!
So allwais I'll ensist
Dat wen it coems to frends an such,
Katie'z teh best dere is!